Because I’m too lazy this year to do anything significant.

Look, you can always click on “Christmas” in the tag cloud over to the right – the stuff there is still good. Not much more I can say after ten years of this anyway.

Mr. Weebl is at it again with another Advent Colander Calendar Camembert:

This is my Christmas Tree:

I’ve had this thing for I don’t know how many years. I keep it in the closet with a bag over it for protection. Sometimes I tinker with the ornaments, which are mostly little charms and tokens I’ve collected over the years.

And why is it so hard to find boxes (or at least multi-packs) of humorous Christmas cards?

That is all. Go deck the halls or something.